slice of life

emptied from my handbag upon returning from leg #1 of summer vacation:

- tootsie pop (unopened, melted)
- gas receipts totaling approximately $125
- .75 lb in change
- black signal whip needing conditioning
- pink lace panties
- business card for bee farm
- four tubes of half-used blistex/chapstick
- tissues, in both unused and used condition (multiple, too many to count, with varying body fluids attached)
- wine bottle corks (2)
- dinosaur stickers
- replacement batteries (can be used for vibrator or battery-operated pokedex)
- conch shells
- yellow rain ponchos (still in package, 3)
- sand, sand, and more sand
- gardenia-scented lotion bottle
- "young ranger" coloring book
- four rubber bands (blue, extra wide)
- 7 hairclips (can be used for pleasant hair-styling purposes or mean skin-clipping ones)

...and there's still over a month to go...